Much has happened since our last post. I will do my best to provide an action-packed, succinct synopsis.
Dogs love bikes. It must be the instinctual chase mechanism, but goddamn if every unleashed dog on the road didnt have a go at us when we rode by. As Don tends to ride in front with the navigational equipment, he tends to get the most enthusiastic reaction as they realize our presence. The little ones we can scoff at all we want, but the rottweilers and pitbulls tend to really give the heart a good jumpstart as they lunge and drool after you. Most surprising is when they lay in ambush and as soon as you think youve passed him and grin to yourself triumphantly, another canine missile comes launching out of a bush or brush. One section of road in southern North Carolina had a record 11 dogs that were free to chase us to their hearts content... as we struggled uphill. Dog Alley.
But we always managed to scrape by, the adrenaline jolting our worn muscles just enough to get us out of dodge. Our most formidable encounter came early in the morning as me and Don passed a small Ranch House in rural somewhere. We saw him before he saw us; we had the upper hand. He seemed distracte as he patrolled around the house and was lost for a moment. We tried to be as quiet as possible as to not awaken his killer instinct, but that really doesn't work at all, this is a matter of sight. So, we tried to creep along until Don mumbles "there he goes," and out from behind a corner of the house comes a sprite, jet black, glossy and purely terrifying Dobermein Pincher. He was a sight to see at full stride in the light of dawn, quite pretty really until we realized he wanted to kill us. Just as our fates were sealed with hours in an emergency room, gurneys, tourniquets, sawed off limbs, the whole scene flashed before my eyes... he pulled away. Apparently we may have appeared wounded or sickly, or just not enough fun. We didn't really consider why, but we got away fully intact. Dogs are our personal greeting comittee to whatever inocuous stretch of road we may be pedaling down. Cute, but we wish they wouldn't.